The tip is simple gentlemen - dont fuckin do it. Having sex with a secretary you work with is bad - bang the secretary from two floors down, but dont shag the secretary 3 cubicles over. Under no circumstances do you have sex with YOUR secretary.
Wow, Amareck has turned into a prude, is probably what you're thinking and no, you are not correct. Hell, I advocate shagging any woman who will say "lets go" when you tell her your favorite bone in her body is yours. BUT BUT BUT...."Dont screw the crew" is a good
phrase to remember. Lets be blunt, most relationships are terminal. Well, all of em are eventually, but most relationships are pretty short, unless you got lucky and found "the one" (which, for the record, I have...). So, you have some great secretary sex. If you've
really got big balls, you fucked her on the boardroom table, or perhaps over HER desk (so she gets the 24-7 reminder at work, not you). Or perhaps you just took her home after drinks and fucked her up against the door of your apartment.
The sad news is, the euphoria is gonna die, and you're going to be left with a bad situation at work. This is why you bang the secretary from 2 floors down - you dont have to look at her after you've dumped your load. If she's two cubicles over, you're gonna have to
face it...every hour of your work day. If she gets vindictive, you are REALLY fucked - that secretary's first plan of attack is probably to fuck YOUR boss, and keep fucking him until she manages to get you fired, without severance pay.
Of course, if you and the secretary happen to have a nice little relationship for quite some time (which IS fun, cos its "secret"), you're gonna have one or two very hurt people wandering around the office a few months later. All in all, its a bad deal to
fuck co-workers, cos I have only seen a few cases where it works out amicably. Of course, fucking the coffee babes and photocopy women is fine, cos they make up shit all the time and no one believes em anyways - they are simple to discredit hahaha....
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